You know that awful cliche, ' Dance like no one's watching'? Fuck that. I say 'Open every drawer like there's a cockroach in it'.




Be still my trembling, post heart attack, heart.




In other news, Alexis Meghan Fernandez was born two hours ago. My sixth niece. God I feel so old. Can you believe I don't get to see the new baby till Friday? Yet another reason to hate promos. I'm so happy anyway. And you know at the rate all these nice names are being snapped up by my highly reproductive cousins, I'm gonna be stuck naming my kid something like Aileen. Oh such a cheap shot. Hahaha, still funny though.


I think I'm getting a bit too addicted to babies. I want half a million of my own someday.